Deck the halls, stuff the stockings, and prepare to crack some serious yuletide jokes! Christmas is a time for joy, family, and, of course, laughter. So why not spread the cheer with some pun-tastic Christmas wishes that will have your loved ones rolling on the floor (figuratively, of course, who wants eggnog on the carpet?)
Here are funny Christmas wishes that are guaranteed to bring a smile (or a groan, but that’s still a win in our book):
Funny Christmas wishes 2023:
I hope your smiles will be as big as your Christmas credit card bill! Wish you good luck and a lot of fun. Happy Christmas!
“This is the time of the year to feel special and cared for because when it ends, nobody cares if you exist or not. Merry Christmas!
Christmas is truly full of wonders. It makes all of my savings disappear! That is the Christmas magic; Merry Christmas!
The only message I want to give you this Christmas is not to drink too much because I will not be there to carry you home! Merry Christmas to you all!
I hope Santa fills our socks with cash instead of gifts and toys. I know you hope for the same. Wish you a happy Christmas!
Merry Christmas! I’ve asked Santa for a less snoring version of you. Just kidding, I love your snores.
This Christmas, I’m giving you the gift of my endless patience. Use it wisely!
Santa’s list just confirmed what I already knew – I’m getting coal this year for marrying you! Merry Christmas!
I’ve hidden your present where you’ll never find it – right where you left your keys.
To my loving husband/boyfriend: May your Christmas be as relaxed as you are on weekends. Merry Christmas!
Dear Santa, please lend me an elf for a year. I’m pretty sure I could find enough things for him to fix, build, or clean for an entire year!
Dear Santa, Please leave plenty of presents, but make sure the reindeer do not leave behind any “presents” on my lawn! Merry Christmas!
Dear Santa, please fill my stocking with winning lottery tickets!
Every year I make a promise to be nicer, but it’s the same every time. Happy Christmas! May all your beers be cold and all your friends warm. Merry Christmas!
Dear Santa, this year for Christmas please give me the gift of humor because that is something money cannot buy!
Happy Holidays! May all your decorative lights be in working order this season. I hope your Christmas is bright!
Merry Christmas! May you not lose any packages in the mail this holiday season. (And may they be delivered on time too!)
Merry Christmas! I hope Santa brings you presents – and not sickness – this holiday season!
May your Christmas be as fat, happy, and plentiful as Santa’s! Merry Christmas!
Your sweet Christmas wishes really touched my heart. Now sending some gifts would please my eyes too! I will be waiting! Enjoy this Christmas till you find your name in Santa’s naughty list. May you have a great holiday!
Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too until the credit card bills arrive! Remember to smile and enjoy your time. Because when Christmas is over, nobody will care whether you exist or not!
I’ve finally found the true meaning of Xmas; it’s for those people who can’t spell Christmas!
“I hope Santa doesn’t find all the faults you have been keeping under the blanket. Merry Christmas, dear. This Christmas is all about feeling special. I hope you spend this Christmas drinking to the point that you completely forget you’re a loser.
May your fun be enormous and credit card bills be small this year. Merry Christmas and a debt-free new year.
May your egg nog contain plenty of rum to get you through the Christmas season. Merry Christmas.
Warm wishes to you this Christmas. May your dad jokes be funny and the Christmas puns be witty.
You always make me smile and that is something I wish never changes between us.
I don’t need any more presents at Christmas because I have you and I am sure you can buy me everything that I desire.
When I look at you, I see Santa in you, who can get me the most desired presents and hug me tight to wish me Merry Christmas.
May your Christmas be as fat, happy, and plentiful as Santa’s! Merry Christmas!
Your sweet Christmas wishes really touched my heart. Now sending some gifts would please my eyes too! I will be waiting! Enjoy this Christmas till you find your name in Santa’s naughty list. May you have a great holiday!
